Did you read the comments? Some of them are funny ...
"Weird, where are the other 84 genders or whatever the hell liberals say these days ..."
"What about a rubber Hillary for discerning California clients?"
"They have developed what is known as the ultimate Starfish ... It just lays there, doesn't move or make a sound ... Something western women have perfected over the last half century ... Just waiting for a law suit from feminists over stealing their tactics to control their men ..."
"They advertise the Asian one as 'submissive'? Aren't they all submissive?"
"Can they cook?"
"There is a Stormy Daniels model that keeps repeating 'insert another quarter please'!"
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence