...for eleventeenbillion dollars I coulda got the one that shoots out a lazer beam so's ya can cut a straight line in ya lawn. Make it look like Augusta National from the sky. Only people that would see it would be the wifes crazy sister when she flies over on her broom or obama when he is out walking on the clouds. I could even make crop circles and prove for once and for all that I don't take naps, I get comfortable and the space aliens come and get me.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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