...I have an attic in my house and there are pull down attic stairs that go up there. The builder of the house used "seconds" from the attic stairs folks. We had trouble with them from the very beginning, but managed to get the attic packed full of crap over the years. Eventually the stairs gave way and I bought some new ones and put them up. The old one's were wood and these new ones are aluminum. The hole in the ceiling is exactly the same size, but the frame on the aluminum stairs or something is different and as a result there are boxes in the attic that I cannot bring down. They have to be emptied out and disassembled.
...a thousand years from now an archaeologist will dig up my house and ponder the mystery of how these boxes all got up into my attic when the stairwell is clearly not big enough to accomodate them. They will doubtlessly conclude that some sort of space alien technology had to have been used. Alex Jones will be leading them.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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