BRAKING NEWZ!
...I may never be King now. The Mueller investigation discovered a complaint about my sexual proclivities as a child. It seems that at the age of six I was seen "staring" up the dress of a department store mannequin. I wasn't staring, I only glanced to see where that support pole was attached. The structural integrity was in question and that was my only concern. I promise!
...the mannequin was did not want to comment but several prominent democrat senators said that they believed her.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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