Doing alright Kathy. I "THINK" I am retired LOL
Congratulations, nemo! Yanno, you either ARE or you AREN'T, so which is it?
Taking early Social Security?
Oh good, because I am having trouble with my car.
I don't know how to put that DMV sticker on. I heard this horrible noise when driving last week. I see lights on my dashboard that I had never seen before. Turned out it was the outline of my car with two tires highlighted. DID YOU KNOW YOU HAD TO PAY FOR AIR? omg, I am paying for drinking water and now I have to "buy" air? I went to Tire World, and they gave me air for free bec/ they took pity on me. Let me tell you about the first time I filled my own gas tank - it only took 3 people to attempt blondie's training course. Hey, I am originally from NJ, where it is against the law to pump your own gas. Now, let's go back to the horrifying noise I heard in my car, which I thought was my tire problem. It was my phone. Seems like the charge ran out and it wanted to alert me. OK, fine, ya warned me. Now what do I do? I have another phone, too. It is one of those smart phones so some day, when I grow up, I can call for Uber on my phone. I tried to have tech support help me, but they finally gave up and told me to go to my local retail store and take lessons.
I am so glad you gents don't know me. Oh, *sigh* - - talk about needing 24/7 help!
I have been hanging with my 3 brothers off and on for 3 months. One of them tells me my transmission is slipping, so he put fluid in. The following week, I had to have a smog test, and the mechanic tells me that my transmission fluid is low and dark. I needed all my filters replaced bec/ they were dirty. I think they saw me coming!
T'aint easy being me, kiddo.
And tell me about your retirement!!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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