Ok, so I am on the phone with one of my three brothers.
The cordless phone of mine seems like the battery is weak, but everybody knows that cordless phones don't have batteries.
Truly, I should be "put down" for all that I do not know.
Yes, they have batteries, and they're $10 bucks each.
I have four phones.
Grrrrrrr
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.