OK, I've been there. We had friends that lived on the water in a condo and you could see that horrifying bridge. I'm getting my locations mixed up, so it must be the boardwalk in the Baltimore area where they sell Thrasher fries. .....or Ocean City, MD.....don't remember.
I have done that same walk through the dunes to the National Wildlife Refuge. Only once....I am not "at one with nature."
Just listen to that one song by Alan Jackson for me, please.
I have an Asian sister-in-law so I am familiar with some of the music you're referring to. If you have a link or two, I'll take 'em.
Personally, I think you should hire some female voices to sing in the background when you're at home playing on the computer.
Go to Hooter's, and just pick a few out for your enjoyment.
That is where Beldin posted my selfie. 
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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