Ex-Football Star Allegedly Molested Girl, 12, but Said the Sex Was Her Idea
http://people.com/crime/columbus-georgia-high-school-falcons-player-molested-girl/
...yeah, stick with that story. Sure to get you off. You won't even need an attorney.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!