Why a man should always tell his wife the truth.
Yesterday morning I went to Lowes to get me bride a bag of potting soil. When I got there and started into the entrance there was two attractive young women who were buying a bunch of plants and shrubber and some of them tree looking things that seemed to be some kind of fir tree. Anyway, I got my bag of potting soil and got in line behind these women. When they got thru paying and were wandering out the door I wondered what kind of vehicle they were going to put all that stuff in. They had a Range Rover SUV. One of em got the Range Rover and drove it up to the door and started loading up. It was obvious to the casual observer that they would not be able to get all the stuff in the range rover and that the fir tree looking things (6 or 7) of them were not going to fit at all. They soon realized this. I asked em how far they lived from the Lowes store and they said about three miles. I told em to load the trees in the back of my truck and I would follow them home with the trees. They loaded them and I followed them home. When we got to their house they unloaded the trees and tried to pay me but I turned down the money.
When I got back to the house mz ribit asked me what took me so long. "I met a couple of hot chicks in the checkout line and they had me follow em home".
...yeah, right! she says.
That is why one should always tell their wife the truth. They won't believe ya.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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