TWo guys on a plane trip to Hawaii have an argument on the plane about whether it's pronounced Hawaii or Havaii. They decide to ask the first person they see to settle the bet.
Plane lands guys get off pick an individual and ask "Is the name of this island pronounced Hawaii or Havaii?"
"Havaii" says the guy.
The guy who had bet Havaii took his money and walked off. The other guy asks the informant "How long have you lived here?"
"...two veeks"