There is a workaround regarding my rotten blinker bulb:  just don't use it.
I mean, really, who cares if I am making a right turn?
I am going left from now on!
Buddy from across the street is going to help me today.  Thanks very much 
I am not going to ask about that screwdriver, nope, I am not, but I must say, I know my friend at Tire Works will help me.  The sad part is:  nobody can forget me.  It isn't bec/ of beauty or charm, either.
I'm pretty sure they think I am pathetic.  omg
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.