I'm sitting here laughing.
Should I talk to the kitchen cabinets?
Or the ones in the garage?
I am partial to the kitchen bec/ that's where the food is.
Now, the ones in the garage, while useful, might have an insect in them. I did see a moth out there.
Go with the kitchen, although it is me who is suggesting it, so think upon it again.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.