http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2018/10/28/kansas-medical-center-offering-1000-reward-missing-inflatable-colon/
Officials with the University of Kansas Cancer Center are willing to pay good money to anyone who can locate a stolen inflatable colon.
Medical center officials announced Friday that they are offering $1,000 in reward money to anyone who can track down a large, inflatable human colon spanning ten feet and weighing 150 pounds.
Someone pilfered the inflatable human organ from the back of a pickup truck in early October. The intestine, which is valued at $4,000, had been in a Kansas City neighborhood for a walk/run event, the Kansas City Star reported.
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Has anyone seen a giant colon?!? There is a $1,000 reward for it to be returned.
7:49 AM - Oct 28, 2018 ...
UPDATE: Further developments on this story are now reaching the Pope 5 Control Room ... apparently, there are now several people offering $2,000 or more for the 150 lb. colon NOT to be returned. One of many similar quotes from the counter-bidders was, "We don't want zzshart back. We're glad to be rid of that asshole."
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