YOU ALL MUST HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE. I KNOW I DID, BUT IT BEARS REPEATING.
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> Perks of reaching 50
> Or being over 60
> And heading towards
> 70 or beyond!
>
> 1.
> Kidnappers are not very
> Interested in you.
>
> 2.
> In a hostage situation,
> You are likely to be released first.
>
> 3.
> No one expects you to run --
> Anywhere.
>
> 4.
> People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask,
> 'Did I wake you?'
>
> 5.
> People no longer view you as a
> Hypochondriac.
>
> 6.
> There is nothing left
> To learn the hard way.
>
> 7.
> Things you buy now will
> Never wear out.
>
> 8.
> You can eat
> Supper at 4 PM.
>
> 9. You can live without sex
> But not your glasses.
>
> 10.
> You get into heated arguments
> About pension plans.
>
> 11.
> You no longer think of speed limits
> As a challenge.
>
> 12.
> You quit trying to hold
> Your stomach in no matter who walks
> Into the room.
>
> 13.
> You sing along
> With elevator music.
>
> 14.
> Your eyes won't get
> Much worse.
>
> 15 .
> Your investment in health insurance
> Is finally beginning to pay off.
>
> 16.
> Your joints are more accurate meteorologists
> Than the national weather service.
>
> 17.
> Your secrets are safe with your friends
> Because they can't remember them either.
>
> 18.
> Your supply of brain cells is finally down to
> A manageable size.
>
> 19.
> You can't remember
> Who sent you this list.
>
> And you notice these are all
> In big print
> For your convenience.
>
> Forward this to everyone
> You can remember
> Right now!
>
> AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:
>
> Never, NEVER, NEVER ,
> Under any circumstances,
> Take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on
> The same night!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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