DE, I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING.
WE MIGHT BE HIS HEIRS, OR AIRS OR SOME SUCH.
OH, DG, IF WE'RE YOUR HEIRS, COULD YOU KINDLY TELL US?
IN WHICH CASE, PLEASE KEEP SAVING!
NO MORE CAWFEES ON MONDAY AND FRIDAY, 'K?
MAKE IT AT HOME AND SAVE SOME MONEY.
DE, MAY I JUST TELL YOU THAT MY REMOTE IS NOT WORKING IN THE BEDROOM? I TRIED NEW BATTERIES, I TRIED WALKING INTO (( THIS )) NEW T.V., I TRIED SCREAMING, BUT NO LUCK.
THAT IS WHERE THE BED IS. IT IS ONE OF THOSE BEDS THAT RAISES YOUR HEAD OR YOUR FEET, SINCE I AM SUPPOSED TO ELEVATE MY LEG.
I REALLY TRY NOT TO ELEVATE MY HEAD AND FEET AT THE SAME TIME.
YOU CAN GET STUCK IN THE MIDDLE AND GET REALLY SQUISHED.
THEN WHAT? WHO COMES AND SAVES YOU?
WHO GOES INTO THE KITCHEN TO REPLENISH YOUR CUPCAKE SUPPLY?
OHGOD
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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