Yeah, the King of Toad Suck wuz gettin' so antsy 'bout ya bein' AWOL that I had to send him some of those compromisin' photos I took of ya, several years back, jest to keep him from goin' nutz, don'tcha know.
I had a blood clot ten years ago. Even though it was in my leg, it was a big ol' pain in the ass. They got ya on Lovenox and Coumadin?
Hang in there and don't go walkin' into any more TVs, dahlin'!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence |