Yeah, the King of Toad Suck wuz gettin' so antsy 'bout ya bein' AWOL that I had to send him some of those compromisin' photos I took of ya, several years back, jest to keep him from goin' nutz, don'tcha know.
MY FRIEND, RIBIT, WAS ANTSY, NOT FROGGY? AWWW, HE IS SCHWEET. I (( DO )) REMEMBER THOSE PICS SINCE I HAVE A COPY OF THEM. 
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AND YA DIDN'T GIVE ME UP, HUH? ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE TRUST-WORTHY!
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Even though it was in my leg, it was a big ol' pain in the ass
MY LEG, TOO. MY ASS, TOO.
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They got ya on Lovenox and Coumadin?
NO. XARELTO, NAPROXEN AND OXYCOTIN. And a bonus bottle of hydrocodone-acetamin.
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dahlin' <<<<< at least ya got the pronous correct!
Your twisted twin isn't calling me "babe" anymore. I must be in trubble, ya think?
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Thx, B!
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