... it's a man in Florida.
Man, 49, Arrested For Attacking Wife With A Taco Bell Burrito
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/burrito/another-burrito-battery-193405
A Florida Man yesterday smashed his wife in the face with a Taco Bell burrito, "causing some to go up into her nose," according to police who arrested the suspect on a domestic battery charge.
Up her nose, eh? Wonder if it had a lot of extra hot sauce on it?
Investigators say that Victor Fosser, 49, got into a confrontation Sunday with his wife inside the couple's home in Parrish.
According to a police report, the 49-year-old victim was upset about a family matter and "attempted to seek comfort from her husband." Instead, Fosser "went to Taco Bell and picked up lunch."
Well, maybe he was trying to get her some "comfort food," instead of ... of ... well ... you know.
Upon returning to the residence with his takeout order, cops say, Fosser attempted to give his wife a burrito, holding it in front of her face while making fun of her for being upset. The woman then grabbed the burrito and threw it on the floor.
Fosser then "picks up the rest of the burritos and smashed them in her face causing some to go up into her nose," a sheriff's deputy reported.
The 6', 335-pound Parrish, seen above, is currently being held in the county jail on the misdemeanor battery count.
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