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goodgod, ribit, you sure know how to depress an already (severely) depressed person, doncha?

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Ya know where Sympathy is found in the dictionary don't ya?

YES, I heard that expression many times by the honey.
For those of you who don't know (I can't imagine!), it is located between shit and syphilis.

The catheterization is a nothingburger. They used to go up your groin with a camera, but my brother, Jimmy, told me that with his last one, they went up through his arm. Ribit, he has had 3 heart attacks and is on his 2nd pacemaker. HE LEFT HERE AND WENT TO CALI TO SEE MY OTHER BROTHER FOR THE SUPER BOWL. There is a lot of life after heart problemOs, baby cakes.

I know a guy who had open heart surgery last year. HE IS FINE! On Jan. 1st, his insurance changed and he went to see another cardiologist who said that stents would have been just as good as open heart surgery. Don't forget the second opinion!

If you want to look up stents, have at it. I refuse to, no offense.

http://www.kensaq.com/web?qo=semQuery&;ad=semA&q=heart%20artery%20stents&o=765613&ag=fw&an=bing&rch=intl905

You tell mz ribit to calm down, yanno like I do (ohgod) because the patient needs a steady partner.
I must admit, however, that I cry a lot. It just doesn't do any good. WE ARE HERE TO CHEER YA UP, RIBIT!
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I refuse to read this, too. But if you want to, have at it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isosorbide_mononitrate

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Now, about those HOOTER'S GIRLS, here is what I think.
THEY can clean out your arteries pretty well. Why save the gals for later? GET YOUR HANDS ON THEM NOW. That's what beldin would do, imo. We have to rely on the experts here. LOL

"About a dozen hooters waitresses playing topless volleyball would be nice."

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If they are uncooperative, I'll just pretend it's summer, and wear my summer outfit in the Atlanta area.
woo hoo.....SHAKE IT, BABY!

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Oh sure, you had to mention "check engine lights" ya SillyHead. ohgod, that might be my next car emergency. Lettuce prey. ..... or let us pray.

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Trying to steal my thunder, huh? I get out of that dump and then you go in?

T'aint happening!

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ribit, schweetie, they do this everyday. Just get yourself a cardiologist who does this all the time.

I took my Mom to Cornell Weill in New York City. YOU HAVE TO DRIVE THROUGH HARLEM. But she got great care, and so will you.

You want us to treat you the same as always?

ok - here ya go: GENTS, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH HIS HEART TO GET RID OF HIM.

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I DIDN'T WANT TO WRITE THAT, ^^^^^^^^, BUT YOU MADE ME.

Love you, ribit - you're going to be FINE.

xxxx


If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.


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And now for some more exciting doctor news!
By: ribit
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Tue, 29 Jan 19 1:18 AM
Msg. 21930 of 62138

And now for some more exciting doctor news!

...the test I took last Wednesday told the doctor that I had congestive heart failure. Sometimes I get words or names mixed up in my head, especially it they start with the same letter. I have been telling folks I had Constipated Heart Failure. Anyway, I took a load of garbage to the dump this morning and when I got back his office had called again in my absence. They said I have "blockages" and that they are going to have to do a catheterization to see where the blockages are and then put in stints or do open heart surgery. A stint is kinda like wrapping duct tape around a leaky muffler to see if it will put out the 'check engine' light on ya dashboard. Since I wasn't there when they called, they 'splained' it to mz ribit who was crying.

"why ya crying?" I asked her.

She told me.

"Not to worry, I will draw you a map showing ya where all my money is buried before they work on me." She promised to give me a thorough ass kicking when I got better.

...anyhow, they sent out a prescription for Isosorbide Mononitrate until a day came around that the surgeon couldn't get a reasonable time to t off at the local golf course. I shall be alright and I am not looking for any "sympathy". WE can talk about it, just no sympathy. Ya know where Sympathy is found in the dictionary don't ya? Just want everybody to treat me the way ya always have.

...a friend of mine named charlie was scheduled for some serious surgery once and his wife was trying to get him to plan his funersl. "What would you like for them to play at your funeral" she asked.

"About a dozen hooters waitresses playing topless volleyball would be nice."

I agree!


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