First you have to fly out there and thoroughly check it out, at decomposed's expense, of course.
Then the offer has to be less than 40K.
yanno, to cover your expenses.
You could work on the boat, too.
Boats don't depreciate in value like a car.
I have owned two boats.
It is true.
Animals in a house? INSANE AMOUNT OF ANIMALS?
WELL, IT'S A NO-GO FOR ME.
BUT I WOULD TRY TO HELP.
NO CHARGE, BUTTTTTT
BRING YOUR SMOKER AND WE'LL COOK UP DECOMPOSED'S "SWEET CHEEKS." ))))