Well, since 50/50 after expenses was about the best I'd have offered, you might want to team up with kathy. She just has to buy a house and foot the repair costs for a few years....
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. NO THANKS!
OK, 50/50 IS OK, BEING I AM NEGOTIATING.
NOW, YOU'RE NOT CHARGING NEMO TO SLEEP IN THE BARN, ARE YOU?
WHAT IF HE NEEDS TO SLEEP IN THE HOUSE? ALSO, NO CHARGE, CORRECT?
HOW ABOUT FOOD?
50/50, TOO?
NAH, THERE ARE TWO OF YOU, SO NEMO WOULD NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR MORE THAN 33%.
OFFER SOMETHING RIDICULOUS, IF NEMO SEES IT FIRST, SUCH AS 32,500. GIVES THE BANK, AND YOU, SOME WIGGLE ROOM.
FLIPPING HOUSES NETS YOU SOME BUCKS.
NEMO IS A VERY HARD WORKER.
YOU WOULD BE GETTING YOUR MONEY'S WORTH.
THAT'S A FACT, JACK.
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I don't know this "kathy" chick, though. Think she'd up for that??
ooohhhh, I'm telling my feminist sister-in-law, Linda.
My honey got in major trubble for that word many years ago.
WHO THE F MAKES AN AFGHAN WITH "I AM WOMAN" ON IT?
A NUTJOB IS WHO.
THANK YE!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.