have a huge bump on my leg, but the purple is fading.
Why didn't they keep me until it went back to normal?
Maybe because nothing about me is normal.
But I do have cute calves.
Calves are baby COWS, so MOO MOO MOO
and then we have this:
http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-the-Difference-Between-Bulls,-Cows,-Steers-and-Heifers
The reason I have nicely-shaped calves is because all of that excess meat MOVED UP TO MY TITS.
Gotcha thinking, huh?