HAHAHA! I used to know ebonics, lol.
OK, so you have to LOSE an election - gotcha.
Doesn't hurt to be brown/black/whatever to reply to the Prez.
OH, and you "got" yourself a "D" after your name - gotcha.
omg, and you're a gurrrllll.
YES, YOU'RE QUALIFIED TO GIVE THE RESPONSE TO THE SOTU SPEECH.
We look forward to your unintelligible response!