She don't let him drink? I don't really care for the demon rum myself. Ya know how some people turn into tough guys and get into fights when they are drinking? Well I become tall dark and handsome and all the women want me to fondle their bosoms. They say things like "Get ya fricken hands offa me before I call a cop" but they don't mean it. They is only playing hard to get.
Therefore, I do not drink.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs! |