She don't let him drink? I don't really care for the demon rum myself. Ya know how some people turn into tough guys and get into fights when they are drinking? Well I become tall dark and handsome and all the women want me to fondle their bosoms. They say things like "Get ya fricken hands offa me before I call a cop" but they don't mean it. They is only playing hard to get. 
Therefore, I do not drink
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No, she does not.  
I don't drink, either, but the man worked his entire life, so let him have a drink if he wants it.  She is the feminist, so she has two strikes against her.
My brothers get funnier when they drink.  However, I see them often without their wives.  Yep, they think they are getting taller, darker and more handsome, too.
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all the women want me to fondle their bosoms
OH, THAT IS VERY UNDERSTANDABLE, ribit.  Anyway, it's the forbidden fruit kind of thing, too - I can't have it, but now I want it.
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"Get ya fricken hands offa me before I call a cop" but they don't mean it. They is only playing hard to get. 
YEAH, a bunch of whiners they are. Of course they don't mean it!   Hey, ribit, I have this motto:  I go along to get along.  Whatever you say, my man!   
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