Woman riding on a train with her kid. A slightly inebreated gentleman sitting across from her looks at her and the kid and says "That is the ugliest kid I have ever seen".
She is outraged and creates an uproar that the conductor hears and comes running. "What is the nature of this disturbance" he asks.
The woman points at the inebreaed stranger and says, "That man just insulted me".
The conductor says, "He's drunk, just ignore him. I will find you a seata in another car" Then he points at the kid and says, "I will even try to find a banana for ya monkey"
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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