All of my kids were borned without any hair or teeth. They looked just like their grandpa.
I don't tell this to just anyone but my kids were both born naked.
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oh, so they both looked like Winston Churchill?
Well, hon, at least you knew they were related.
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Shhhh, you shared such a special secret with just me.
Naked, you say?
SO THEY DO TAKE AFTER YOU!
hey, when is NO PANTS DAY?
I don't want to be absent.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.