God invented whiskey to keep the irish from conquering the world.
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Oh, I was told it was beer, lol.
Once, he and his brother drank so much beer on our boat that they lined the interior with beer cans.
Word spread, and soon we had an audience - they came from far and wide to see that sight.
It was Al C. who told EVERYONE.
Those two tawked all day, and they really believed they were making sense!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.