Uh, Kathy, dahlin' . . . I do believe it has been categorically proven . . . by her very own DNA test, by the way . . . that Fauxcahontas has a miniscule amount, at most, and more than likely absolutely NO injun blood in her at all. So, to answer your facetious question . . . no, I ain't movin' next door to Fauxcahontas . . . 'cuz she ain't Cherokee. Hell, she ain't a squaw of any sort . . . she's jest a squat.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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