I have been doing some thi8nking and discussing with the President of Finance at my Northern Yankee stronghold and Palace.
I "splained yer situation to her and she said we would be happy to provide both you and Miz Ribit your very own brand new toothbrush and eachof you gets a whole tube of toothpaste and your own bottle of mouthwash to go with that. We felt like we should share some of our wealth withour poorer more genteel neigbors and friends....
Hope this would be okay with Y'all.
Kindest Regards,
yer rich yankee distant cousin...