California thief stuffs chainsaw down his pants
http://www.breitbart.com/news/california-thief-stuffs-chainsaw-down-his-pants/
Police in California are working Thursday to track down a man who stole a chainsaw from a Fresno hardware store by shoving it into his pants.
Jeff Bennett of RG Equipment told the Fresno Bee that the theft took place Wednesday at 2:45 p.m. and was captured on the store's security cameras. ...
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