ribit sez ~ "Didja know they has two steering wheels and no brakes?"
Ah ... therein lies yer problem, ribit ... ya bought the female version of that mower. Shoulda bought the male version. Usually, it is fairly easy to spot the difference ... the male version has these hangin' from the back ...
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence