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30609 Re: Hey, Cap'n ... opportunity knocks, my brother!
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Hey, Cap'n ... opportunity knocks, my brother!

By: Beldin in POPE 5
Fri, 05 Apr 19 10:00 PM
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If your Indian lady-friend ain't quite doin' it for ya, I've got a South African lady waitin' in the wings for ya. All ya have to do is "step up." 

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BUT ... you're gonna have to take it slow with her ... 'cuz you need to give her boob time enough to heal. From the photo, it looks like it's her right one that's injured, so ... you can probably go to town on the left one, right away. 

Charlize Theron Says She's "Shockingly Available" And Just Waiting For Someone To "Step Up"

http://dailycaller.com/2019/04/05/charlize-theron-shockingly-available/

Charlize Theron made it quite clear that her dating life is suffering greatly and shared that she's "shockingly available" if someone would just "grow a pair."

"I've been single for ten years. It's not a long shot," the 43-year-old actress shared with Entertainment Tonight Thursday. "Somebody just needs to grow a pair and step up."

"I'm shockingly available," she added.

Seth Rogen, her co-star in the upcoming film "Long Shot," who was also in the ET interview, confirmed. "She's out there," he said.

"I have made it pretty clear," the "Atomic Blonde" star replied.

The promotion for her latest film has not been as smooth as others. She shared a post on Instagram Thursday after a puppy-filled interview with Rogen went very wrong.

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She captioned the post simply, "A puppy bit my boob off. How's your Monday going?"

In the same interview, the "Monster" star made it clear that while she did suffer an injury, she will be all right.

"By the way, my kids actually did think it was off and then asked many questions afterward," Theron shared. "It's damaged ... there's damage. There is damage in this area, yes. But I still love the puppy and the puppy should find a good home, and I don't blame the puppy. I blame my boob."

"Long Shot" hits theaters May 3.




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