The Democratic party today announced that it is changing its symbol from the donkey to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the party's political stance.
A condom allows for INFLATION, halts PRODUCTION, destroys the next GENERATION, protects a bunch of DICKS, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.