Stacey Abrams is not going to run for the U.S. Senate after all.
WELP, RIBIT, THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT SHE DID NOT EAT MARIE OSMOND'S FOOD--- HOWEVER, (( SHE )) SAID SHE DID WIN THE GOV CONTEST, IN ADDITION TO THE GA RESIDENTS BEING SO RACIST.
IT MIGHT BE A RUMOR, BUT (( SHE )) SAID SHE IS FEMALE AND BLACK. BUT SHE WON ANYWAY, SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, STACEY?
NAH NAH NA NAH NA!!
THIS IS HOW IT WORKS NOW: YOU LOSE A POLITICAL RACE, AND THEN YOU RUN FOR EVEN A HIGHER OFFICE. RIGHT, BETO?
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I was so depressed I tried to call the suicide prevention hotline and got a busy signal!
RIBIT, MEDEAR, I HAVE BEEN KEEPING THE HOTLINE PRETTY BUSY FOR THE LAST FEW MONTHS. I WAS DEFINITELY ON THE PHONE WITH THEM TODAY!
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