I had to get an official paper laminated today at the UPS store. I used to laminate "papers" all the time in my former life.
It costs $3.25 to laminate one paper.
I was talking to this dude (I would not have wanted to run into him in a dark alley, or with my car) and he was returning a cawfee pot that he had gotten as a gift.
Being my cawfee pot exploded a couple of months ago, I offered him $20 bucks.
THEY WERE CHARGING HIM $63 DOLLARS TO RETURN IT!!
I told him not to pay it - and the dope was insuring it. omg.
His friend kept saying, "TAKE THE $20 BUCKS!"
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Okay, the point of the story is that when I am leaving the store, I see a sign on the door.
It says, "Come again!" Yep, it had an exclamation point.
Welp, I found a piece of paper that didn't cost me $3.25 and wrote:
I DIDN'T GET TO COME THE FIRST TIME!
So there!
omg, don't tell my Mom.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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