> A little old Irish lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front
> door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles
> the few feet across the store to the counter.
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>
>
> Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering
> she asks the sales clerk: 'Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?' The
> clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: 'Yes we do
> have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.
>
>
>
> 'The old woman then asks: 'Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk
> onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss
> ththiickk... aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?
>
>
>
> The clerk responds, 'Yes we do' She asks: ' Ddddooo yyoooouuuu
> kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?'
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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