In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade
> name and generic name. For example, the trade name of
> Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
> Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called
> Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
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>
> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for
> Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of
> government experts, it recently announced that it has
> settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
> considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,
> Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
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> Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be
> available in liquid form, and will be marketed by
> Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a
> mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally
> pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer
> call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to
> the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good
> old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new
> concoction by the name of:
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> MOUNT & DO.
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> Thought for the day: There is more money being spent
> on breast implants and Viagra today than on
> Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there
> should be a large elderly population with perky boobs
> and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of
> what to do with them.
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