Uber driver.
I was telling my brother this when he was here visiting a couple of weeks ago.
Oh yeah, he said, keeps ya bizzzy and you make moohla.
Then I find out he has had four drinks.
I have to drive home.
Yep!
He had his foot on the gas and on the brakes.
Butttt, the worst of it was that I kept hitting
those orange cones.
Jimmy is yelling at me, 'you're hitting the cones'
but I could tell they weren't made of cement and that there was no damage being done.
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We're taking a vote here.
Don't you still think I could be a Uber driver?
Ok, so I know I don't know where anything is, but this I do know:
if you hit orange cones, they do NOT dent your car.
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