...just stay away from that Texas barbecue sauce. It's mostly sugar and grease. Not enough hot peppers in it and no vinegar at all. If Texas barbecue sauce was a drink it would have a piece of fruit hanging on the edge of the glass and one of them little umbrellas in it. Guys using it would be standing around in capri pants and paisley shirts. Just saying!
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!