Scientists have made a vodka from Chernobyls exclusion zone -- and they say it is safe to drink
http://www.cnn.com/travel/article/chernobyl-vodka-intl-scli/index.html
...now here is a Christmas Gift Idea for you to send your favorite liberal.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!