Re: An Impromptu Journey Part 2
...I pulled up to the first pump and it was out of order. The second one didn't recognize my atm card finally got to the third one but there was a delay cause with the trailer in tow I took up a whole bunch of gas pumps. Fumbled with that one for awhile, started my gas to pumping and my bladder which had been screaming for relief, relieved itself suddenly right there all over my shorts and tennies. I recall at this time that I had taken my pills what help me whiz. What I had to do now was go back by my house and get some dry clothes. I know all my passengers was thrilled to know they wuz gonna be riding with a senile old fart who whizzed all over himself. I drove back to the house (7 miles) took a quick shower, changed clothes and hjeaded back out on the road with C and G. Only four hours on the road and I had already coverd 0 miles. I was right back where I started. A dark cloud was forming over the rescuers.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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