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An Impromptu Journey Part 3

Back on the road. A mere ten minutes back to the interstate, and then clear sailing or so I thought. There were more construction zones, but nothing like the "Mother of all construction zones" on I-20 between Lithia springs and Toadsuck Georgia. Stopped a couple of times for gas and for me to whiz which I managed to to without soiling my kingly undies. We arrived in Hammond Mississippi around 7 am local time. We lost an hour crossing Alabama it seems. Got it back on the return trip. We (by that I mean I watched while the young folks loaded the truck and trailer) got everything on board and took off for home. We had encountered some construction on I 55 South out of Gadzooks Alabama. (sometimes called Gadsden). Your King was still driving.

We eliminated I 55 from our trip by taking a local road out of Hammond toward Eastern Mississippi and then went north on I59. Stayed on I59 til we got to Bummingham (also called Birmingham) where we got on I-20 heading toward Toadsuck Georgia. Other than a stop for gas and a sausage biscuit we kept moving. We arrived at the sister in laws house around 7pm. I drove or was stuck in trafic for around 24 hours straight and I still had an hours drive back to my house. Made it home, the mz had made me a sammich which I promptly devoured, took a shower and climbed in the sack til about ten pm. Woke up, did a couple of posts and then got in the sack til around 2pm this afternoon. This was an epic journey and I shoulda made this an epic adventure like Homer did with "the illiad or the odyssey or one of them. We had everything except singing syrens and a one eyed giant ogre. Alas, I am not Homer, I am a mere king.




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Re: An Impromptu Journey Part 2
By: ribit
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Sun, 11 Aug 19 10:05 PM
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Re: An Impromptu Journey Part 2

...I pulled up to the first pump and it was out of order. The second one didn't recognize my atm card finally got to the third one but there was a delay cause with the trailer in tow I took up a whole bunch of gas pumps. Fumbled with that one for awhile, started my gas to pumping and my bladder which had been screaming for relief, relieved itself suddenly right there all over my shorts and tennies. I recall at this time that I had taken my pills what help me whiz. What I had to do now was go back by my house and get some dry clothes. I know all my passengers was thrilled to know they wuz gonna be riding with a senile old fart who whizzed all over himself. I drove back to the house (7 miles) took a quick shower, changed clothes and hjeaded back out on the road with C and G. Only four hours on the road and I had already coverd 0 miles. I was right back where I started. A dark cloud was forming over the rescuers.


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