...I did tell the lad that he owed me big time. By that I mean that if I call you at 3am and want ya to come help me bury a body, you will get your shovel and head my way. I can't think of anyone that needs killin that I can get close enough to do the job. Well, maybe the wifes crazy sister, but I'd hate to waste a favor like that on her sorry ass.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!