God's Country Weather Report
School Children don their winter attire as daytime temperatures plunge into the mid nineties and there are reports of temperatures in the suburbs as low as 70 at night. Little Johnny wrapped up tight against the blustery wind was happy because it reminded him that Santa would be coming soon. Fathers are out making sure that all the bouncy houses and trampolines are under the trailer to protect them from the incliment weather. Mothers were out stocking up on items that could be in short supply, (Beer, hot dogs. chili ect.....) One viewer even reported a distant cloud in the sky.
...developing!
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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