Beheaded Alligator Discovered Alongside Florida Highway
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/10/02/beheaded-alligator-discovered-alongside-florida-highway/
...a whistle blower who has no direct knowledge and who wishes to remain anonymous reports that a Ukrainian guy wearing a MAGA hat and carrying a chainsaw was seen running away from the scene of the crime. Adam Schiff has subpoenaed all the evidence.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!