...nah, he thinks he is going to satisfy a woman with crisco shortening and an egg beater. What ya actually have to have is a roll of saran wrap, a bottle of mazola, a kids swimming pool full of lime jello, a chicken and a weed eater. Yankees don't know anything about the subtle art of seduction.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!