ribit sez ~ "... no wild monkey sex for three weeks. Restrictions on her, not me."
Well alrighty then, yer majesty ... have ya ever inquired with the lovely lass down at the Toad Suck doughnut shop ...
... whether she's well versed in "wild monkey" or not?
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence