Hey, ribit ... here's yet another Floriduh woman goin' ape-sh!t on her man. I don't know, but I think I'd rather be tased than what happened to this guy!
Woman Busted After Smearing Her Fiance With Dog Feces
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/wedding-probably-off-038157
A domestic argument turned repulsive Friday evening when a Florida Woman "smeared dog feces" in her fiance's face, police report.
Sheriff's deputies responding to a disturbance call at a St. Petersburg home spoke to a man who said he had been "engaged in an argument" with his fiance, Jane Marie Faulkner, 41.
During that confrontation, the man told cops, Faulkner "repeatedly" hit him and "smeared dog feces" in his face. ...
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WOOF! He was gonna marry that???!!! Wow ... on second thought, gettin' hit in the face with dog poop was the least of his worries!