- Why, why, why do we press harder on the remote control
when we know the batteries are getting weak?
- Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds, when
they already know the customer is broke?
- Someone tells you there are one billion stars and you
believe it, but if they say paint is wet why do you touch it to
check?
- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks
when you throw a revolver at him?
- Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?
- Why is it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use,
the bubbles are always white?
- Is there ever a day mattresses are NOT on sale?
- Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with
the hope something new to eat will have materialized?
- When you try to catch something falling off the table why
do you manage to knock something else over?
- Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it
was in summer when we complained about the heat?
And finally, as you wonder how your friends and acquaintances are holding-up:
- Statistics on sanity say one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your
three best friends. If they're OK..........
OCU
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